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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, February 17, 2006
Fellas Don't Expect a BJ For Every Good Deed & Just Once in a While... 

This post waThey probably didn't realize that picture could have more than one meaning did they?s inspired by the great list on the Two Guys Blogging post: Ladies, just once in a while.... Post your own list of things you wish that men/ladies would do "Once in a While". Leave me a link in the comments if ya do.
Fellas, Just Once in a While:

...when your lady comes home have dinner ready, give her a foot rub and don't expect that you'll be getting a BJ in return
...give your lady some oral loving & not expect a BJ in return
...watch dirty movies & don't decide that it's a good idea to re-inact the scene where the dude get jiz all over the girl's face & hair
...watch dirty movies with us & don't fast forward through the female getting head scenes (sheesh what 's up with that?)
...make your woman a gift instead of buying something that you put no thought into
...if we're out and wearing a skirt and tell you that we don't have any underwear on, let your fingers do the walking
...buy us a drink or take us out to dinner and expect anything in return
...ask us how our day was and be actually engaged in the conversation. And saying "Uh huh", "Really" and "Why do you think that happened" while you watch sports is not my definition of engaged.
...go to a chick flick with us and not moan, groan or complain
...not expect that we should have sex everytime you get hard... like when we're dead asleep
Got anything you think should be added to the list?

My favorites thus far:
Dating, Drama, and My Dog: Making me breakfast even when I say I'll eat at work
A Daily Dose of Dave: Write down your wildest and craziest fantasy and email it to your man while he’s at work.
So This One Time in Band Camp: When you check out a hot girl, make your comments, but end by telling your woman she's way hotter
Dubious Wonder: Just once in a while, don't ask for a bj before sex. I enjoy doing it for you, and it's a lovely thing, but sometimes I get sick of doing it and not having it reciprocated.
Girl Gone Amok: The quickie thing goes both ways - it's all in the approach. Just bend me over and f*ck me.
The Dating Life: If you really want to win a girl's heart, that's all you've got to do is show her that you care. And if you can do it creatively and romantically, more power to you. (This was not part of the list, but I love it)

... and while this wasn't in the form of a post this must be added to the list from - Just A Girl:
  • When I have my period don't expect a BJ
  • We hadn't seen each other for a week and he was horny and so was I -no way I am shagging him with sore bits. Anyway, we are making out on his sofa and then he stands up, whips it out and sticks it in my face! I was shocked. I knew it! He was thinking ALL along, yeast infections means no sex - no sex means I get a BJ!

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