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Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Why Don't You Put down The Phone And Let Me Listen 

I was away from Atlanta on business last week and definitely doing more business than pleasure. Why? Because the demographic of the trade show I was at was mostly women and older men. Now don't get me wrong, I like a little gray hair on the fellas, but when I'm yelling "Spank me daddy", I don't want the dude to be older than my dad - lol. So what's a girl to do, when she's out of town and needs some "stimulation"? Phone sex.

Yes, I was in the hotel room breathing all heavy on the phone and trying to keep it close to my ears since my hands were busy.... And which bastard had the aural pleasure of my phone call? None other than "Dr. Love Bastard" .

While I keep trying to avoid the bastard, I always end up calling him... or seeing him... or waking up next to him.... I swear, I must be addicted to him in some way. Maybe his nipples secrete crack? Well I can think of at least 9 reasons for the addiction... (he, he).

So here's my question: How do you give up someone who you are good friends with and have great sex with? I know what you're thinking: Why even give it up? Well, I feel like the time I spend with him, while good, is taking time away from finding The One. And you're next question: How do you know he's not The One? Not certain, but I do know I'm not his, The One.

I did make an 8:15 appointment with The Good Doctor on Friday... but now I don't know if I should cancel or not.

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