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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Make an Appointment With Your Right Hand and Your Imagination 

"By my watch it's 9:10" - Oh hey guys, that's "Dr. Love Bastard", he's just a little mad that I didn't make my promised 8:15 appointment last Friday. See I dind't show up because I thought it best if for us to just go back to being friends without the quotes. Guess I should'a clued him in here....

"Well you could'a called...." - Yes, I guess I could'a called, but then I'd be having this conversation. I assumed he was samrt enough to figure out that nothing was "going down tonight". Guess not....

I could'a called. But wasn't a call the reason why this whole thing started? Guess I shouldn't have been so vivid in my phone sex last week, huh? But can you blame me? At the time I was feeling all "9 % 1/2 weekes" . Can I help it that the three Kettel One Gimlets I had sparked the story teller in me? Can I help it that he was turned on by my words and let down by my lack of follow thru?

"We'll I'm just gonna have to change my plans then.... (he said angrily)" - Yeah dude; um do that. I guess that him telling me this was supposed to have some sorta meaning. Whatever! Warm up that right hand; 'cause I think changing your plans are much easier than me changing my heart.

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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