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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Crack Pot Theories: Part Uno (1) 

I'm working on a theory: The more you read the less sex you have. (Hence the lack of sex among nerds)

In the last two weeks I have finished three books: In Cold Blood, Life, the Universe and Everything, and Rule of the Bone : Novel, A. I've also started two books: A Prayer for Owen Meany and So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish. And I think I had sex once.

I say, "I think", not that I was drunk or anything, it just wasn't that memorable. This past weekend, I spent the night at "Dr. Love Bastard's" house and slept on the couch. Oh yes, I said The Couch. The only thing that's changed in this time is the increase in my reading, the diminishing daylight, and I statred a new gig. But it can't be the job, since I started the gig well over three weeks ago.

Maybe I'm just taking a "hard look at the quality of [my]relationships" as my horoscope says . Maybe I was using sex as a cure for boredom and reading now fills that void. Maybe I'm suffering from Bastard Affective Disorder again.

This theory is still in the works. Maybe one of y'all prolific readers like "Witchy Woman" or "BookWormDiva" (I'm assuming because of the name) can shed some light on my current condition.

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