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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, September 14, 2004
What's a Girl To Do? 

You're single in the city. You've cast your hook about so many times that it's lost it's slack and refuses to stay in long enough to catch any "maybes" and your best friends now live in other cities. What's a girl to do when she wants to have a night out on the town in the company of a man whose appendage won't be poking you?

She finds a gay husband, that's what. He's cute. He sociable. He makes you feel cute and fabu. And most importantly, he doesn't get offended when you say, "Get me drunk enough and YOU might end up on all fours." - LOL

Jazzy-Belle's got "The Mortician" and I've now found my very own, "Big Texas". And tonight we'll be having dinner at Joel. I wonder if he'll propose?

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