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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Wednesday, September 22, 2004
That Blue Dress 

If I were Monica Lewinsky...

  • The stain on my new blue dress wouldn't be a Cain Cuvee stain....

  • And the person who cause said stain wouldn't be Jewels.... (It was well worth it Jewels- you are excellent company)

  • And speaking of good 'ole Bill, the older man I think I have a crush on would be Billy-boy and not...

  • I'd know why one seemingly plain blue dress would garner so much attention. Then again, wearing it without a sweater does expose a lot of cleaveature....

  • The apology dinner invitation call I got last night wouldn't be from "I Need Love Bastard", it would be from Linda Tripp....

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