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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, September 10, 2004
Sometimes Ya Just Gotta Hang-up 

"Dr. Love Bastard" is a wee bit miffed at me. Old boy has never had a girl hang the phone up on him... until I did the other day. He didn't believe I would actually give him the old "click-er-roo", until he heard the dial tone. But as usual, The Mad Dater is able to turn straw into gold, and he promises to "Pay me back for my misdeeds" tonight...

And speaking of phone freaks.... This Bastard, who I'll call "Phone Stalker Bastard", will not stop calling me. I've spoken to him once and it was to tell him that I'd call him back; which never happened. He's cute and all but I'm just not in the mood to incorporate new bastards into the fold (right now). So I thought the easiest way to handle this situation, was to just not answer the phone calls. Wrong. This bastard does not know when to say when.

He keeps calling me and leaving messages for me to call him. I have not returned these calls since he's starting to freak me out (and not in the good way, I hope "Dr. Love Bastard" does later tonight.) Last night he even did the whole "Unknown number thing" and left this message: "Can you please return your phone calls as a matter of courtesy. OK!" The "OK" was more than a little menacing, let me tell ya.

So what do you do in a situation like this? What do you do when a bastard just doesn't get the message? What do you do when a "Phone Stalking Bastard" has called you over twenty times and the tone of his calls keep getting worse?

I'll tell ya what,you post his number on your blog:
(404) 808.6298.
Maybe now he can have people call him and leave his a$$ crazy messages.

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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