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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Monday, September 27, 2004
The Blotter 

The Bastard Daily News: Blotter Edition

Atlanta, Ga. - (AP) - News of the weird....

On 6th and Spring a man with a business card that proclaimed him to be "The Rugmaster" stopped The Mad Dater and offered to buy her lunch. He then proceeded to try and give her $10.00. "The Rug Master" also did not understand why The Mad Dater thought his business card was hilarious since he was a carpet cleaner and all...

On Saturday afternoon at the Barnes and Nobles on Peachtree a man in a suit approached The Mad Dater commented on her skirt and proceeded to put his best 42 year old man Mack down. He mentioned his business - financial services, mentioned his good looks (3 times!) and also mentioned some sexual innuendo about being at "the top of his game". The Mad Dater decided sweats are now her safe bet, when going to the bookstore....

Kettle One Vodka contacted Bastard Headquarters to swear out a warrant for the arrest of The Mad Dater after she was seen sipping a Gimlet made with Key Lime Charbay Vodka at Mid City Cuisine on Thursday with Strawberry Shortcake and D!#$-Zilla. Kettle One later withdrew it's complaint when The Mad Dater was spotted at The Inman Park Patio with a Kettle One Gimlet.

The Blotter also notes that on more than one occasion this week, The Mad Dater has avoided all Bastard Communication. Something must be amiss....

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