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Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Bastard Dating With Google 

The people over at SyncMag placed an online dating ad using Google AdWords (BTW: Happy 6th B-day Google). Call it Dating Adwords Style. They bought an ad for a bastard I'll call "Like'em Thick Bastard" targeting the words "Star Jones" and "Deep Fried Twinkies" that links to the following site:
"Hi, My name is Roger Buck. I'm sick of scrawny model types, and am looking for a real woman.... Relatively handsome, wealthy and...."
While I'm still Old-School and like to meet bastards the drunk at a club way, I have to give this adwords dating thing a try, targeting the words "blog sex" and "getting rid of a Hickey" (It's still baffling to me that people find my site with those phrases.):
The Look of Love:
No. It's the look of an easily bored chick seeking a bastard to date, dump and blog about.
LOL. Actually I prefer to meet bastards the FOAF (friend of a friend) way or roommate of a Bastard way ( he, he) . It's just safer. That way, when a bastard starts obsessing about how he wants to make love to my feet I can blame my friends for the hooking me up with the freak.

The last time I met a bastard without references, all types of crazy things happened to me including starting this blog...

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