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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Monday, August 16, 2004
The Road To Beat-It-Ville 

How does a bastard find himself on the Road to Beat-It-Ville with The Mad Dater:
  • Show up drunk to see me without the courtesy of a shower.
  • Show up drunk to see me and consider foreplay, laying on top of me
  • Show up drunk to see me, invite me to your place and tell me you'll reimburse me for cab fare.
When a woman says "Let's just have sex and get this over with", it's not a trick question. And if a woman is chewing gum, looking at the ceiling and silent during "the act" you've definitely arrived in Best-It-Ville.

And yes, "I Need Love Bastard": you are so self-centered, you should realize this post is about you...

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