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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Thursday, August 26, 2004
Pimpin' Ain't Easy -AKA: "Lawd I Done Changed" 

My bastard quotient has decreased a whole 15%. See I knew I changed. Here's proof:
  • When given the opportunity to sleep with "Dr. Love Bastard" , I slept on the couch. When he woke up cranky to an empty bed, I asked him if he, "... fell out of his bed?" He said the problem was that someone didn't "... fall into his bed." Opps....
  • I still have yet to call "Second Time Around Bastard". Maybe it's because "Third Time's a Charm Bastard" has a better ring to it?
  • Some bastard who I don't even remember giving my number to has called me twice and I have no intention of returning his phone call.
But while it looks like I've changed, my new Pimp Name*: Golden Brown M. Shizzle, and the Vodka Flavor Quiz say I'm still the same:
Vanilla: "It's all or nothing for you upon first impression... you are most attracted to someone who tends to rely more on emotion than keep you guessting."
We'll just have to wait for more proof, no?

* Presidential candidate PimpNames as generated by The Pimp Name Creator:
  • George Bush: Fine Ass Bush Beautiful
  • John Kerry: Pimptastic J. Valentine
  • Ralph Nader: Stealth Maestro Ralph Slither
If elections were based on Pimp Names, I think Kerry would win.

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