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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Monday, August 30, 2004
Monday Morning "Massage" 

Here's a quick Monday morning riddle:
  • Question: When is a massage not a massage?
  • Answer: When it's surrounded by quotes - "Massage"
Top'o the morning. TGIM - Thank God it's Monday! The birds are chirping. The sun is shining. I'm whistling while I'm working. Ok, maybe none of that is true and I'm simply basking in the "after glow" that hasn't faded just yet.

Who was I fooling, thinking that the massage "Dr. Love Bastard" promised me last night didn't have quotes? Obviously I was fooling myself. Maybe I thought I had finally built up enough willpower when it came to him. I had after all, turned down all "offers" from him over the last few months. I thought the "No Touching" ban between us could have been lifted without incident. (Since I can be weak where he's concerened, a "Do Not Touch Policy" was a necessit.)

I was wrong. But I can say this much, even though the chirping is a car horn and the sky is a little overcast, a "Monday Morning Massage" sure makes the day look brighter. Especially after a one on Sunday night....

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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