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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Farewell to Witchy Woman 

Well, she's DC's problem now.

Even though Witchy Woman is gone, I'll still keep the hope alive that they'll discover the island of our dreams reallly does exist: Paradise Island home of Wonder Woman, where women with super powers and great jewels.

Witchy Woman (often mentioned in this dating blog) the unofficial "Mayor of Atlanta" will now be kissing babies and shaking hands in DC. (Go out to eat with her and you'll see what I mean - the girl's popular). Case in point: Her farewell party at East Side Lounge last Monday; there were well over 100 people there.

So many people I hadn't seen in a long time were there, like "Ultimate Frisbee Bastard" who's going off to the California Wine Country to persue his dreams of being a wine maker. Sorry I couldn't make it to your party at Bazzaar on Tuesday (especially since Rodd Summers was DJing). Good luck to you!

Some quick party stats:
  • Times I saw another woman's breasts: 1
  • Times I saw a man feel the above mentioned woman's breasts: 1
  • Times a man said he likes my breasts: 2
  • Times a woman said she likes my breasts: 2
  • Times I think a woman was flirting with me: 2
  • Times I think I was flirting with a woman: 2
  • Times I thought "I might be a lesbian": 2
  • Times I think I was given an open invite to be the guest "Third Wheel": 2
  • Times I heard "I've never seen this many people at ESL on a Monday": Countless
  • How much I'll miss Witchy Woman being in Atlanta: Innumerable
Good luck in ya new city, Lady. You'll be missed.

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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