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Monday, August 02, 2004
Blame It On The Wild Curly 'Fro-Like Thingy 

I take no responsibility for the events of last weekend; blame it on The Wild Curly 'Fro-Like Thingy that is my hair. Yes, I brought out The Wild Curly 'Fro-like Thingy this weekend. The effect it has on men is astonishing.

Like the old man in the supermarket who stopped picking out his BBQ chips to tell me how much he liked it (and then kept staring at me -eww). Or like, "I Need Love Bastard" telling me that it "looks beautiful on me." (Ahh yes, I did see him this weekend. Twice. More on that tomorrow.) Or, if you all remember, the last time The Wild Curly 'Fro-Like Thingy came out "Lame Excuse/Serve Me Well/Mr Touchy-Touchy Bastard" told me that I finally looked like "The Prototype" of what he considered to be "The One".

Blame it on the The Wild Curly 'Fro-Like Thingy that when I'm standing outside of MJQ on Saturday ( ?uestlove had just finished DJing), this dude starts running his hands through my hair (which I love), takes my phone, puts his number in and coolly walks off. Crazy fact: I actually met this dude during My Big Bastard weekend '03 and had had given me his number then but I never called... hey persistence will get you everywhere...

And yes, b
lame it on the The Wild Curly 'Fro-Like Thingy that I went to see "I Need Love Bastard" after being at MJQ. Yes, it was like 3:30 am. So? Yes, I just said I wasn't calling him anymore. So? But as I said, there were extenuating circumstances, beyond The Wild Curly 'Fro-Like Thingy... like I said, more on that later....

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