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Friday, July 23, 2004
When The Student Becomes The Teacher 

Yes, I like to be in charge. But do I really? Remember, I need to date someone who "must make me feel like school's in session and I'm the pupil". But those men don't seem to find me.

And I never thought Mr. Sweet, feeds me strawberries in bed, kiss me on my head in the middle of the night, riddled with performance anxiety "I Need Love Love Bastard" would be the one to put me in my place. Then again, I never thought I'd have a g-spot orgasm; and he sure changed that.... mmmm.

Times done changed. I think I realized this when he looked down at me, condom in hand and said "I'm gonna enjoy this." Then he gave me a lesson on how many licks it takes to get to the center of his tootsie pop. I knew something changed in him when noticing my hand on my "little friend" he told me to, "slow down". Removing my hand he cooed, "where are you going, no need to rush." I was stunned. I was shocked. I was excited. I was mad. I didn't have an orgasm.

I thought that maybe I didn't have an orgasm because, for the first time, I wasn't in charge . But then, looking down at the condom wrapper, I figured out why. Trojans. What the hell is that film on those damn things? Whatever it is, I'm guessing it's the reason why 40% of the women who claim they have never had an orgasm, have not had one.

Regardless, I can no longer treat this 23 year old as a novelty toy anymore. The game has changed.

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