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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Monday, July 19, 2004
My Best Laid Plans Usually End With a Lay 

I tried to be good and only date myself. I planned on spending last weekend with The Roots, Van Hunt and a couple of Frank Sinatra movies.  I tried and I planned.  But you know, my best laid plans....

I decided to go to Criminal Records  for The Very First Free George Bush! Reading & Music Rally To those who know my political leanings, a buffer was necessary -so I enlisted "I Need Love Bastard"; who hates Bush.  (well certain kinds).  Of course we get there too late, I chat with DJ. Swivel who recommends Amp Fiddler (good looking out) and just when I decided to take it back to the lab (alone), "I Need Love Bastard" suggests dinner - best laid plans usually....

Maybe it was the mussels at Agave.  Maybe it was because Alex (the best waiter I've had in a long time) laughed at my jokes.  Maybe it was because "I Need Love Bastard" he put his arm around me as we walked down the streets.  Maybe it was because the moon was in Pisces.  Maybe it was because this whole "I Date Myself" thing involves only sex with myself.  So as you may have guessed, I ended up back at his house - with a lay.

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