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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Thursday, July 08, 2004
If I Date Myself, Am I A Lesbian? 

While not as popular as the month I learned to “Touch Myself” (I wonder if my parents knew of that use for the shower massage – lol), I herby proclaim July to be "I Date Myself Month". And no, I won't be TIVO-ing Oprah and adopting the neighborhood cats. I will be going on actual dates with myself.

Don't we all just need a break from dating every so often? I sure as hell do. After reviewing my last year in Bastard dating (another reason why this dating blog is handy) I thought it best that spend some time with the Bastard I like most - myself (aka: Blue Mountain Bastard)

Since I'll be dating myself, does this counts as a lesbian experience? And no, The Night That Coulda Been at East Side Lounge between myself, Ms. Shows Her Breasts and Mr. Touchy-Touchy Bastard doesn't count, since he backed out at the last moment. Neither does the night I kissed a "woman" at Backstreets; since I think it was actually a man in drag (plus no tongues were involved). And since I never confirmed my suspicions, the jury is still out on the bastard who was just too pretty to be a guy.

We'll just see how long this lasts.... since I do have to go without sex...

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