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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, June 08, 2004
Warts, Quirks and All  

“What are you looking for?"

"Stevie Wonder Bastard" swears that the reason why he broke up with me was because "I didn't know what I wanted." An easy conclusion to draw after I went out on a date with "Where'd Ya Get That Bastard" while we were still dating. Oops! (BTW: He now claims that I broke up with him...I guess that makes him feel better for being a dumb a$$)

But every bastard I see, seems to want to know the answer to that question. My response: "He who fits the bill will not have to ask." But since you did:
You must have the ability to take charge (and I don’t mean whips and chains…then again)…You must make me feel like school’s in session and I’m the pupil…you must pay attention to the look of boredom in my eyes that my quick wit tries to mask…You must thrill me with your vast knowledge of the mundane (Yes, even the life of the African Tree Frogs excites me)…You must never let your guard down because just when you think I’m not a challenge, I throw you for a loop… You must answer 999 of my 1000 questions just so you can keep something to yourself because you know that I’ll feel suffocated if I have all of you. You must have a way with words and keep me guessing in our witty little war. And even if you live around the corner, you must give me a regular dose of phone sex.
Nuff said!

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