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Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Don't Ask Me... The Game's On 

Maybe it's caused by our estrogen. Maybe it's caused by the long periods of time we spend in over-priced high heels. Or, maybe it's caused by our prolonged use of artificially scented lotions (What's a Coco-berry?) that causes we women to obsess over every little thing HE SAID with our friends. And why am I always the friend who has to hear these details (over and over)? And why am I the one who gets asked "So what do you think HE'S thinking?"

He's thinking, "I can't wait until I get my whole music collection on my IPOD." He's thinking, "Can the Lakers really bring this series back?" He's thinking, "I must'a missed the memo that said that I'm now in a relationship."

I'm thinking after asking your psychic, your other girlfriends, and I'm sure the lady at the corner market you don't need to ask me too. Especially because you know that I have more pressing things on my mind like "Word Pistons!?!"

Ladies I'm gonna give you all the same advice that my dad gave me as a teen: Date as many people as possible. . That way you won't spend hours obsessing over every little detail about a bastard who's not obsessing over you. You'll be too busy dating other bastards and I won't have to hear what you said... and he said... and she said, and....

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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