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Thursday, June 10, 2004
A Bastard Diet 

Yesterday... I decided I needed to go on a Bastard Diet - also known as The Low Protein Diet. The easy answer to why I need a Bastard Diet is that it's almost summer and I need a change. The real answer is that I haven't been in the mood to date since receiving some horrible news regarding my family back in New York....

Last night... I dreamt that my (former) crush came to visit me with his "The One". I gave them a guestroom and went to my room where Damon Wayans was there in a dinner jacket and ascot. The next morning my crush was all mad because I wasn't all "crushed out" over him any more.>...

This morning... I got on the train wearing my best "Fu@! The World/Don't ask me for S#$!" look , when two bastards offered me a seat. "Well, shiver me timbers, chivalry is not dead." I sat in the seat of the cutie bastard closest to me. Then "Mr. Chivalry Bastard" proceeds to talk to me. I'm all like, "Dude, not in the mood." He tells me "It'll get better... let it go" and some other Dr. Phil-esque crap. Just when I'm about to let him have it, he tells me this "so-bad-it's-funny-joke" and I crack up...

This afternoon
, I've already cheated on my Bastard Diet, see 'cause I'm calling him up....

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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