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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Oh No He Didn't 

AKA: He didn't tell me he wanted to watch the Playoffs...

Yes, I know that "You don't know why you're with me" , that you're just "Living in the moment" and that you "Try not to think about these things." But when I say "Do you ever wonder if I'll get bored?" , I really mean "Times up, sorry I kept you".

Seriously, it was only a matter of time 'till I got bored kid. Because at 23, "I Need Love Bastard" , men don't come up with answers, they only come up with new ways to jerk off. Plus, the only meaningful thing that 23 means to me is Michael Jordan's number. ( is only 23).

Oh, I knew what I was thinking about when we started fooling around - Fresh air, newness, innocence, Spring. I love Spring. I love seeing the dogwood pollen paint cars yellow. I love smelling grass being cut for the first time of the year. I love the whole scent of new beginnings in the air. That musta been it, you smelled of "Eau d'Spring". And I thought I wanted to make you my spring/summer scent and purchased the Gift Pack, replete with body lotion and bath soap...

Now I'm just a little turned off by the scent. Y'all know how perfume gets - you wear it one too many times and all of a sudden it starts to smell like sweet vomit...

And most importantly sweetie, don't ever tell a woman that she'll have to hurry up and finish her wine (especially when it's at Java Vino so that you can catch the NBA Playoffs...

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