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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Big Bastard Swap '04 Update 

The Bastard Daily News: Political Edition
Atlanta, Ga. - (AP) The Big Bastard Swap '04 goes off without a hitch. They said that no woman could date a bastard and then date his roommate and not end up with the situation looking like an episode of Jerry Springer; they didn't know The Mad Dater.

Taking a cue from her George W Bush, The Mad Dater set-up a private meeting with "I Need Love Bastard" to discuss his "Noise Issues", knowing full well that she intended to swap his roommate "Mr. Touchy-Touchy Bastard" for him. She sensed his previous complaints of loud noises coming from "Mr. Touchy-Touchy Bastard" room were really about him not bing the one delivering said noises to The Mad Dater. Seems she was right.

The pair were first spotted at Apres Diem, followed by MJQ and then his bedroom. The next morning, when faced with how to handle having to walk out of "I Need Love Bastard"s room, past "Mr. Touchy-Touchy Bastard", she again took a cue from Wubya B.; she acted as if there was no problem with the situation. In fact, The Mad Dater even had a conversation with "Mr. Touchy-Touchy Bastard".

We'll keep you abreast of this situation as more news becomes available.

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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