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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Wednesday, March 24, 2004
When Boredom Sets In... 

"Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own"--Johathan Swift
How does The Mad Dater know when she is getting bored with a member of her Bastard Brigade?
  1. I'd rather be laying on my couch watching a Whoopie Goldberg movie marathon than hanging out.
  2. I'm jealous of the lady in the Herbal Essence Commercials.
  3. Everyone else seems to look cuter than the current bastard.
What does The Mad Dater do when she is getting bored with her Bastard Brigade?
I write things on my blog, surely to get a reaction out of them (because I know they read it).
To "Mr. Touchy-Touchy Bastard" (previously "Lame Excuse Bastard" and "Serve Me Well Bastard" ): 'Tis only *Satiredarling (It's not meant to be taken literally). Or as they used to say on "In Living Color": "Don't Be Mad 'Twan".

*SATIRE, (From The Devil's Dictionary) n. : An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies... (Click here to read the full Definition)
An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness. In this country satire never had more than a sickly and uncertain existence, for the soul of it is wit, wherein we are dolefully deficient, the humor that we mistake for it, like all humor, being tolerant and sympathetic. Moreover, although Americans are "endowed by their Creator" with abundant vice and folly, it is not generally known that these are reprehensible qualities, wherefore the satirist is popularly regarded as a soul-spirited knave, and his ever victim's outcry for codefendants evokes a national assent.

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