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Monday, March 15, 2004
Toys-R-Us For Adults... 

What could be more fun than my weekly brunch with Witchy Woman at Belly General Store? No, not seeing sweetie Raymond or that cutie counter guy (who is looking even cuter with his hair short) every week while enjoying a nice lunch. Going Adult Toy Shopping with Witchy Woman after that lunch, that's what! We had actually planned this trip a year ago - to get handcuffs for me, but never ended up going. But today, I had a reason to head up there: "Dr. Love Bastard" requested that we have a "Play Date" with Adult Toys.

Ahh Insurrections, so many toys - so many dirty thoughts in my head. I'll take one of each! I want to play now! There were handcuffs, flavored lubes, and something with a hole and two vibrators attached that really intrigued me. But as Witchy Woman said it, "looked like it would burn your C!$t off"!

Funny how life works. Last time I came to Insurrections was with "Vidal Sassoon Bastard". We ended up getting a "movie" , that I insisted must have a storyline. Little did I know, the only storyline these days were "Bang, Bang, Bang" . And I don't mean the "Shoot 'em up variety" either. Though each scene did end with an "explosion" of sorts ...I digress.

So with dirty thoughts on my brain I can't wait to visit "The Wolf's House" dressed as "Little Red Riding Hood". And Grandma bet's not be there, lest she can hold a camera steady and doesn't mind watching.

Words of Wisdom: Never go to an "Adult Toy Store without a man, lest you wish to be recruited for a "Show" staring, directed and produced by the store clerks.

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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