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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, March 30, 2004
'Tis Better To Give... My A$$ 

aka - The Milk Maiden Loves an Audience:

Tis better to give than it is to receive.. like hell it is. Obviously the person who wrote this wasn't referencing oral sex. Now don't get me wrong, there's definitely a joy in giving oral pleasures - The Roar of the Crowd. (or should I say the moans and groans of the recipient). Everyone loves an audience; and The Mad Dater is no different.

If I'm giving it to ya and giving it my all, just verbalize ya pleasure and you'll get more. All the "Ohh"s, "Ahh"s and "Damn, shawty! How you do dat der?"s (That's Atlanta-speak for: You should be in porn) I hear, translate to: "Go Team Go!" . The roar of the crowd can spur mydehydrated throat and tired tongue to produce just one more lick.

But once the game is finished and the audience quiets, only one person rolls over into blissful dreams. And da$! if I didn't wish that I was the one spent and snoring. Instead, I'm looking at the ceiling wishing that a girl could get broken off a little bit ...please ...pretty please.

So as "Dr. Love Bastard" sang my praises the next day, my only wish was that I could be singing his as well... .

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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