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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, March 19, 2004
Spring Cleaning 

The Weekend's To-Do List:
  1. Check out the graffiti show: Collective Arts from the Streetz at the Defoor Centre.
  2. Meet Witchy Woman for sunday brunch at Belly to dish the dirt of The Bastard Week in Review.
  3. Re-think my plans for: "The Big Bastard Swap of '04" since my Cosmic Butt Kick horocope told me that "'s best to be practical." (Click here to read the full Capricorn Horoscope)
    As restrictive Saturn thumbs its nose at you, it's best to be practical. Trade in your Hummer, which gets about 13 miles a gallon, for a Toyota Prius, which averages 55 miles a gallon. (Inquiring minds want to know: How did people become convinced they needed to drive a cinder block on wheels? Was something hallucinogenic put in their soup? And were the same nefarious characters who did this to them responsible for David Spade's career?) Put a stop to any actions which no longer make sense, and get real.
    ...stayed tuned to this dating blog for more info on "The Big Bastard Swap of '04"
Have a good one peoples....

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