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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Thursday, March 18, 2004
The Prototype 

"So why do you date so many people?" I ordered another French Whore* at Carpe Diem and waited for an answer from "Lame Excuse Bastard". He looked as if he were going to say something profound. Either that, or as if he were holding in Gas. Finally he summoned an answer: "Yadda - yadda, and blah blah. Furthermore blazey-skippy."

I'm sure actual words came out of his mouth. That's just The Mad Dater translation to the bullsh$! of an answer he gave me. He could tell I wasn't moved by his answer. So like any Professional Bullsh$! Artist, he changed to topic to me. Seems he loves my new Foxy Brown/Big Bad Mamma look, I could definitely be The Prototype. What? Is that supposed to be a compliment!

I've dated enough bastards to know I don't want The Prototype ; I want The Real Deal. All this dating I do has a purpose. I'm in search of The One who'll make me turn in my "Playa Card". And believe me kids, you're not gonna find The One in you're living room. Unless of course you're Demi Moore and you have Whoppie Goldberg coming over to channel the love of your life.

As I woke up next to "Lame Excuse Bastard" , (Did I mention I had three drinks?) I thought it would be really great to be sitting outside listening to his roommate "I Need Love Bastard" who was playing the guitar at the time. Did I also mention that I told him that I wanted to "date his roommate"? See what a cute bartender like Adam pushing drinks will make me do!

*French Whore: A Gimlet with a shot of Chambord
Does that make my favorite drink The Gimlet a Whore?

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