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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Wednesday, March 03, 2004
The Laws of Love and Lust 

We hold these truths to be self-evident
Law#1: You're attraction to someone is inversely proportional to their attraction to you.
Law#2: Seek Love and it will never find you.
Law#3: Hide form love and it will bring out the search helicopters LA Style to find ya a$$
Law#4: Get what you want and suddenly the grass looks greener on the other side.
There was a time that the mere touch of "Dr. Sigmund Bastard" would make my legs open wider than my yearly trip to the Gynecologist. I thought I was even starting to have feelings for the bastard at one point and had to insist on the "No Touching Rule", in order maintain our long standing friendship. (Yes, I told him that he couldn't touch me, even hugs hello) Of course that didn"t last. (The rule that is)

Last Weekend after a "session", I realized that his Power of Touch, while still strong (can I get an "Amen"), no longer elicits the "I think I love You So What Am I So Afraid Of" response from me days later. Of course Witchy Woman points out Rule #1 (see above). And tells me that now may be the time that "Dr. Sigmund Bastard" may decide that something does exist between us after all.

Well friends, while I doubt that the good "Dr. SB" will ever make any declarations of love to me, he did send me a one word email in response to "the session" of last weekend: "WOW!" Nuff said.

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