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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Thursday, March 11, 2004
The L-Tryptophan Effect 

...Your brother tells me the name "Vidal Sassoon Bastard" is perfect for you (and your ego). So you've been working out alot, huh? Must be why your brother says your name should be "Bigger & Deffer Bastard". (Was that me laughing as I spoke to him?)

Yes, I actually miss you too. I can't believe it myself. Wow, I really miss you. (Again, was that me?) Yes, I remember the nights spent at Cafe Intermezzosipping wine on the back patio, discussing politics. Yes, I remember our first date at Nomenclature. I also remember crying at the movies on Valentine's Day because you commented on what I ate. Yes, your apology is accepted.

So you broke up with your last girlfriend because she had a temper problem? Seems you have that effect on women. As I recall I did turn into "Crying/Yelling/Low-Self Esteem Girl" when I dated you. That was related to YOUR issues? I appreciate you apologizing; apology accepted - words not forgotten . You've actually been working on those issues? You now realize that the "world isn't looking at you" and the "world doesn't revolve around you". Well it's about time. Though I suspect you still believe that it revolves a little around you. (Was that me smiling as I spoke to him? )

Look, I have to go. Hopefully I see you soon. (Did I just say something about possibly gong to see him in Birmingham?) Goodbye.

I feel sleepy and weak. Talking to Ex-Bastards must have the same effect as eating turkey on Thanksgiving.

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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