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Thursday, March 04, 2004
The Defense of Marriage Act 

Inner Loving Lady (ILLy) has proposed a new amendment to The Mad Dater's Constitution defining a Relationship as: Long - term dating that will lead to Marriage.

Inner Good Girl (IGGy ) had long been fighting for The Defense of Marriage Act, which sought to ban all "hooking-up" since she believes, "Hooking-up as a lifestyle, threatens The Sanctity of Marriage." This was abandoned when The Mad Dater turned 25 and showed no signs of getting married. ILLy feels now is time to commit The Mad Dater to finding "The One".

Inner Slutty Sister (ISSy ) seems to believe that this is simply a measure to curb The Mad Dater's Bastard Hunting Season. She is quick to point out that IGGy pulled a similar stunt last year, when she Kidnapped The Mad Dater.

Inner Fu%$ This (IFTy), had only this to say: "Look, Fu$! this! As Long as I'm here The Mad Dater will definitely be Getting Served and giving The Head Banger."

Inner Voice of Reason ( I-VOR ) believes, "...this is simply a reactionary measure by the Conservatives in response to the Liberal "Do What Ya Like" motto that The Mad Dater seems to have adopted as of late." She seems sure that this Amendment is unnecessary because The Mad Dater will eventually get married and have a family someday. She would rather not spoil The Mad Dater's fun now.

This promises to be an emotionally charged Pre-Bastard Hunting Season debate....

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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