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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, March 26, 2004
A Bastard Free Week... I Promise 

This will be a Bastard Free Week. Lord knows that I just need a big 'ole Bastard Break.
I, The Mad Dater do hereby solemnly swear that:
  • I will not pick up the phone when Bastards call (unless I really need a "fix" ).
  • I will not any phone numbers from Bastards (unless they are exceptionally cute).
  • I will not flirt with any Bastards (Unless it's that cute counter guy at Belly ).
  • I will not go out with any Bastards.
  • I will not think about Bastards.
  • I will not call any Bastards.
Dear lord please give me strength!

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