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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Wednesday, February 18, 2004
I Got A New Drug 

I think I've been cured of my Bastard Affective Disorder. The doctors at Bastard Addiction Recovery have given me a prescription for a medication called: BASTfector EX - a treatment forBastard Dating Related Anxiety. They tell me it's guaranteed to make sure I never have another Bastard for and EX. It does have some side effects though; but the doctors weren't too forthcoming with that info.

Honestly I do feel better. Being in The Couple Gang and dating "Stevie Wonder Bastard" (the bastard formerly know as "El Diablo Bastard"), really took something out of me; my Joie de Bastard. See that's what happens when you go from being The Mad Dater to The Mad Girlfriend . But March is almost upon us, and y'all know what that means: only a few more weeks 'till Bastard Hunting Season begins. And just in time, I hear Usher is a free man now!

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