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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, February 13, 2004
A Bastard Free Valentines Day 

Dag, I messed up again this year. I decided to stop dating too soon and now I won't be celebrating Valentine's Day with anyone. I thought about going to a class at The Cheetah Lounge's called "Catwalk: How to Move Like a Cheetah Girl", then I thought "F$#! that, some Bastard needs to be stripping for me!". I also considered going to the Dames A'Flame Burlesque show at The Echo Lounge, but again, I thought F&$! that.

Hmm... I'm starting to see a trend here... women striping. Maybe it is true that Bastard Addiction Recovery did turn me into a lesbian. Well the only way to test this theory out is to accept the Pre-Valentine's Day dinner that "Dr. Sigmund Bastard" has planned for me. "Dr. Sigmund Bastard", is a long time friend who has a secret power over me: He touches me and my legs open. LOL - funny but true. But last time, I went to see him, all I did was fall asleep. I guess well have to see if sleeping or creeping is on the menu.

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