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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Monday, February 23, 2004
Bastard Abducted by Aliens 

The Bastard Daily News: Science Edition
Atlanta, Ga. - (AP) We interrupt our regularly scheduled Rant to bring you this Special Edition of The Bastard Daily News.

While reports of MIA Bastards are nothing new to this dating blog, this newspaper has just received its first report of Bastard Alien Abduction . On Friday "Oh Brother Where Art Thou Bastard" was to stop by The Mad Dater's house since he "just got back in town"(yawn), was "flying out tomorrow"(more yawn), and happened to be "in the neighborhood" . Since this so called "Rapper" said he would be there in 10 minutes, The Mad Dater agreed to meet him after showering.

Two cigarettes (30 minutes) later, "Oh Brother Where Art Thou Bastard" was still a no show. It was then that The Mad Dater received a phone call asking her "Can I eat it now?". While by no means a virgin, The Mad Dater finds conversations like this boring . After receiving no answer to his question and letting her know that he was running late, he agreed to be there in 10 minutes. Five cars driving by, one song verse and one cigarette later (45 minutes) The Mad Dater went upstairs and went to bed.

Thirty minutes later The Mad Dater received a bizarre phone call from "Oh Brother Where Art Thou Bastard". He yells at her for making HIM wait. She explains that they will have to meet up "some other time" (AKA: never). Then he hangs up on her. It is at this point that The Mad Dater concludes that he must have been abducted by aliens. After making her wait this long, yelling at her and then hanging up on her, this seemed the only reasonable excuse for his behavior.

Though our reporters have not been able to conduct an interview with "Oh Brother Where Art Thou Bastard" to corroborate this story, The Mad Dater gave us this message to relay to him, "Tell him he can Kiss My ASS-teroid!"

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