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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Thursday, February 19, 2004
And We're Off... 

Spring has come early to Atlanta and it's 66 degrees today. The Cosmic Butt Kick Horoscope for Capricorn said today that "Spring fever is hitting early." Hello, you didn't have to tell me that! Seems Bastard Hunting Season may well have started early this year...

I got a call from"Oh Brother Where Art Thou Bastard" . Who's always flaky when it comes to meeting up. He's the bastard who inspired to come up with the description: "Like Herpes Bastard": Just when ya thought you were fine and cured of liking him- he pops up again like a canker sore. While he does have a history of asking me to meet him and not showing up, I do agree to see him last night. Hey I was bored and he's cute; sue me!

So I wait... and wait... and wait... and he finally shows up. (OK, maybe I only waited 30 minutes, but when you want to do is slip into ya pj's it seems like forever.) He's still cute; thank goodness, since it's been a year and a half since I've seen him. Matter of fact that was the only time I've ever seen him. Go figure. We chat for 10 minutes and make plans (tentative) to see each other soon. Why make plans with a Bastard who is know to not show up? He did tell me that I "Look much cuter than [he] remembered", and what girl doesn't want an honest compliment every now and then.

Then I get a call from email from "Stalking Bastard" inviting me to, "... meet up, get wasted, & make out...." - now that's poetic. Figures since he's a musician. Why "Stalking Bastard" ? Well I met him online via Nerve when he sent a response to my profile telling me, "I'm completely wacko. I will stalk you. Really. Do yourself a favor and don't respond to me." How could I not respond? Is this the scene in the movie where you yell at the heroine because you know she's being stupid and will soon be in trouble?

It ain't officially Bastard Hunting Season but the hunt is on early; could be a good year ahead...

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