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Thursday, January 01, 2004
I've Got It B.A.D. 

Get these Bastards away from me...I'm still suffering from B.A.D. (Bastard Affective Disorder) and I could care less about dating at this point. Maybe I'm just suffering from INRTBTY - I'm Not Ready To Be Thirty Yet Disorder - The symtioms are pretty much the same except for the whole protein thing. Maybe the Couple Gang break-up with "Stevie Wonder Bastard" is finally catching up with me. Maybe he was right when he said that I met my match with him. Maybe I'm still hung-over from Witchy Woman's NYE party. Speaking of bastards, maybe the Hawks will actually have a wining team one day (a girl can dream can't she?). Maybe I'll just take a break from this whole dating thing.

Hmm... OK, for the next few days I'm going Bastard Free... we'll see how long before I fall off the wagon (...and onto someone). But have no fear... I'll still be here and I'll be giving you tales of Bastards Past... on Monday: The Story of Cheap-A$$ed Bastard (aka: 'Is That A Bill Bastard?')"

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