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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, January 23, 2004
The Friday Five  

Mad Dater Style:
  1. Do you ever miss your Ex?

    • You know, when I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at the wall. And in the back of my mind, I hear my conscience call. Oops, that's LL Cool J's "I Need Love". What was the question again?

  2. Love or Chocolate?

    • Chocolate. Actually the only time I ever considered marrying someone coincided with me eating massive amounts of chocolate. You be the judge!

  3. Do you think that you'll ever get married?
    • Listen I have bigger questions to answer, like: Are Ben and Jen really split up? Is Britney Spears headed for a breakdown ala Mariah Carey? And most importantly, will the Knicks capitalize on Stephon Marbury? Obviously these are more pressing questions, than will I ever get married!

  4. Have you ruled out settling down to a life with cats as companions since people like you never get married?
    • I prefer dogs.

  5. One final important question: Degrassi Jr. High or Saved by The Bell?

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