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Monday, December 01, 2003
"My Milshake... Is Better Than Yours... 

... Damn right it's better than yours...." "Milkshake" - by Kelis

Ahh, yes. That was you at East Side Lounge. How did you feel being with my replacement? God sure got a laugh out of sending you someone whose parents are from the same place as mine and who has the last name as me . But my Milkshake's better honey. How else do you explain your phone call to me before your date? How else do you explain not saying hello to me as you walked in with her? You said you knew I would be there. Is that why you came with her? How else do you explain ending your date early so that you could come and talk to me? The funniest part is that I didn't even notice you were there until you approached me. Guess your plan didn't work huh? I know you felt a special spark when you saw me. I believe you told me how good I looked three times. Too bad the feelings weren't returned. How else do you explain you leaving in a a huff after I only spoke with you for a moment? For someone who's name was Mr. We Really Shouldn't Be Together Right Now, you seem more like Mr. Regret.. Ahh regrets... seems you've had a few...

"I can teach you, but I have to charge." - Kelis

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