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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Saturday, December 13, 2003
Hey You! Yeah You Know I'm Talking To Ya... This Ones's For You! 

This post was brought to you by: ISSy (Inner Slutty Sister) of The I-Three's - who's still upset with me for dating someone without the posibility of sex.

I know you read this site, so here it is for the last time (Isn't that what they said about those Freddy and Jason movies? And look what happened last year! I digress...): I know I said I was gonna let this one go.. but I can't. After the email you sent me, a sister's gotta go out Blazin'. I mean "Throw Ya Guns In The Air" Blazin'. I mean "Blazing Saddles" Blazin' (Without the Cleavon Little comedy or the Mel Brooks story line or the funny part where... ) OK so not so much Blazing Saddles - but you get the point.

From now on Dude, you can just call me: Idontwanna. As in I don't wanna talk to you. As in I don't wanna see you As in I don't wanna hear from you. So just to reiterate, this isn't just me "saying what I want to say and disappearing". This is me straight up avoiding ya A$$.

So you claim I'm narcissistic because I write my opinion about you and others? Well after my breakdown of the real definition of narcisistic (Yes a girl does have a brain- even while she's too lazy to spell and grammar check sometimes....) you should see that it doesn't apply to me in the context that you used. Now if you were discussing my almost compulsive search for the perfect shade of "natural looking" lipstick, or my insane quest for an eyeshadow that's sorta coppery /sorta golden, or the make-shift chemistry lab I call a bathroom (BTW: 1 part BeneTint + 2 parts Bonnie Bell Bronzer = perfect glow) then you might have had a point! But since you didn't mention those, I don't understand what you are talking about.

So my site " one sided". Hey dude - I'm as "Fair and Balanced" as Fox News! Yes, I'm an Opinionated Bastard (Though Cowboy X is the official "Opinionated Bastard"). If you don't like what I write - don't read it. But I know you will - it's that twisted logic of your's. I dare you to stop reading. I'm asking you. Stop! Now you actually could just Blog about it. After all, as you remember it was your egoistical, confused, self-centered, jerk-o tendencies that inspired me to start this Blog!

So in conclusion, get over it and forget about me- because I now realize that we can never be friends dude! Maybe you get something out of arguing with me - but I don't. I don't care to analyze something that I don't consider to be there. If you want analysis see a shrink! There's a good one down the block from my house. On second thought, scratch that! I don't want to be walking down my block and see ya A$$! And here's the cold , but real part - It doesn't bother me if I never speak to you again. I'm cool with that. This weekend made that solid to me. Especially after telling me that my site is "...really putting some thoughs into your head!" ( Can anyone say Psycho?) Glad ya did come to East Side - now at least my friends can identify you. It would be senseless to be friends with someone who frustrates you. Feel me? While it would have been cool if we coulda been friends we obviously can't.

And damn - I don't want anymore sequels to this story!

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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