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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, December 26, 2003
A Few Gifts... 

What I Got For Christmas...
From IGGy: (Inner Good Girl) The gift of Restraint, the ability to say "No" more and "Yes" less, a copy of Tony Morrison's Love and plenty of hugs and kisses in the New Year.

From ISSy: (Inner Slutty Sister) The gift of Restraints, the ability to say "Yes" more and "No" less, a copy of the hilarious sex advice book Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation and plenty of wild abandon "fun" in the New Year.

From IVOR: (Inner Voice of Reason) The gift of Restraint when using Restraints with Bastards, the ability to know which satiations really deserve a "Yes" or "No", a copy of The Red Queen : Sex and the Evolution of Human Nature and plenty of pensive moments in the New Year.
What I'm getting on New Year's Eve as predicted by The Cosmic Butt Kick Capricorn Horoscope...
You're Bridget Fonda marrying Danny Elfman or Gwyneth getting hitched to Chris Martin. As two planets give you a cosmic high five, things are looking up. For the first time in several years, you're filled with the spirit of the season. You've been "Ho-ho-ho-ing" all over the place, and you don't care who you annoy. You're happy, dammit, and you want everybody to know about it. The hardworking goat deserves some good times. Abandon yourself to eggnog hangovers and mistletoe smooches.
Yummy... I can't wait!

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