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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Monday, November 24, 2003
Some Math For That A$$ 

X = Number of dates I cancelled this weekend - 2
Y = Number of times I went out with "Stevie Wonder Bastard" this weekend - 2

Where X = Y - I may be slipping
Where X > Y - I may be slipping
Where X < Y - I am getting over him

Yeah, I'm slipping and I'm not mad about it. Yeah, I hung out with "Stevie Wonder Bastard" just to get some quick grub. Yeah, his friend who didn't even know that we were/had been dating said we looked like "we needed some private time." Of course we both told him that we broke up. (And Ya man was a cutie - but that was beside the point - sorta... because something changes in a man when he realizes that his friends think you're cute and available...) Yeah I went with him to photograph Stress Relief International at The Five Spot. Yeah I let him kiss me. Yeah, I liked it! Yeah, that's a hickie on my neck. Yeah, there's nothing like a man telling you he loves you when he doesn't even realize that he's saying it. Yeah he asked me numerous times to get back together... and Yeah - were still not back together...

Ratio of incense to people at the Stress Relief International Concert at The Five Spot 2:1 (BTW: Rasta Funk is similar to P-Funk except you get "Skunked-up" )

Relationships are more complicated than math.

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