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Tuesday, November 11, 2003
November Sweeps 


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This Just In ....
The Bastard Daily News: Entertainment Edition
Atlanta, Ga. - (AP) In a move to bolster ratings during the November Sweeps, The Producers of Dating Tales From The Mad Dater have decided to pull the plug on the "Stevie Wonder Bastard"-Couple Gang story line. In an effort to bring more variety to the show's main character, The Mad Dater, The Producers feel that this was the most viable option.

"There was a time when we were going to write 'Stevie Wonder Bastard' out of the show previously (Episode: "The Thrill Is Gone"), but The Mad Dater protested that she was enjoying the the Bastard, we mean the storyline had become a favorite of her's. We'd all tired of that person as a character in the blog, but we realized that the The Mad Dater was very happy with him. So the character remained. (Episode: "Don't Call it A Comeback"). But if it were up to the network suits, they would've canceled that storyline a long time ago."

The Bastard Network President spent much of her "November Sweeps" press conference Monday, talking about everything but The Mad Dater's alledged Attachment Disorder. "Look we just need The Mad Dater to explore other Bastards. We mean date other Bastards." In the first week of Sweeps, The Producers havealready brought back "Oh, You Can't Call Nobody Bastard"). "Basically, we're just going to see where some of the past story lines can take us now." Some other Guest Bastards are said to include: "Dr. Feel Good Bastard" and "Where'd You Get That Bastard". And rumor has it that "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard" may even make a surprise guest appearance. This newspaper has already obtained copies of correspondence between he and The Mad Dater. We even hear that "Trekkers Bastard", may be re-introduced at a house party to be held by SupaFly Sis's this weekend. Maybe some new characters may also be introduced.

Studio Exec Bastard tells us that the departure of "Stevie Wonder Bastard" is in no way "just a ratings stunt". But he was also quick to note that the departure may not be permanent. In a statement released via his publicist, "Stevie Wonder Bastard" had this to say: "The split was mutual; though I was surprised that The Mad Dater agreed to the split. The two of us being in The Couple Gang was like two crackheads guarding a bank. But I do want to say this directly to The Mad Dater: You have "IT" . You definitely are sexy in your own way. It's something about you're character. You have that 'RRRR' . You have IT. That's one thing I can definitely say about you. And I mean it." Coming from him we're sure The Mad Dater really believes it and takes it as one of the few heartfelt compliments she's gotten in a long time. Especially from a bastard like him. The Mad Dater could not be reached for comments at press time.

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