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Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Average Joe- And a side order of ego 

"Stevie Wonder Bastard" calls to tell me he's gonna "Stop By" my house on his way home("Stop By": similar to a "Drive By" except without the gangster's and guns- OK so it's not similar). Anyway, he stops by and gets me some Tylenol Pm (Genius. Whoever came up with that pain reliever/sleep-aid combo needs an award. Them and the American Rag Company for selling cute, 100% cotton jeans under $60...Miracle workers I tell you... my butt thanks them too). We go to The Flatiron to get a quick bite and Average Joe is on.

So since ya man is now officially a comedian. He jokes that Where'd You Get That Bastard must have looked like one of these guys and that's why I came back. Then of course he brings up, me being silly for even going out with someone else since he's the greatest man alive. Artists are never really known for their humility are they? Granted he is handsome, funny, fun, talented. But it's his confidence that attracts me. I truly believe that confidence is what truly attracts people to you no matter what you look like. And damn if he doesn't have confidence to spare.... When we got home and he showed me a few tricks that he may have needed to be conceited about. Whew....

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