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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Tuesday, October 14, 2003
When Bastards Attack Part... I've lost track  

What would this site be without "No Sex in The Champage Room Bastard" contacting me....

From: "No Sex in The Champage Room Bastard"
To: The Mad Dater
Hey,

I haven't read spam in a while, I'm happy that you're happy. I just
wanted to drop you a note...

From: The Mad Dater
To: "No Sex in The Champage Room Bastard"
Final Draft of Email Sent:

Haiku For You:
I am still groovy
Thought I heard the last of you
Hope all is well now

First Draft of Email Sent:

Haiku For a Bastard:
I got a man now
Thought I heard the last of you
Bastard go to hell!

The Mad Dater - Later kids

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