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Tuesday, October 07, 2003
In Depth Gang Coverage by: The Pimpstress 

The Bastard Daily News: Pimstress Edition

Atlanta, GA (Reuters) Rumors are that The "Couple" Gang has been seen around Atlanta terrorizing little old ladies and small children by performing lewd and lacivious acts publicly. If The Mad Dater knows what's good for her, she'll avoid The "Girlfriend" Gang completely.

Falling in with this gang has been known to cause:
  • Anti-social behavior (ie: they stop talking to their friends)

  • A general giddyness that can cause the gang member to become overly weird and behave in strange ways.

  • In extreme cases, The "Couple" Gangs has been known to disturb sleep and get in the way.

  • In the most EXTREME cases The "Couple" Gang can be joined in such a way to form The "Matrimony" Gang. This is almost always fatal.
It is reccomended that if you are asked to join this gang that you avoid it at all costs.
As reported by The Pimpstress

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