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Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Don't Call It a Come Back... 

This Just In ....
The Bastard Daily News: Sports Edition

Atlanta, Ga. - (AP) Not since Lebron James went to The Cleveland Cavaliers has the hopes of a team's comeback been so highly anticipated. Like Pumas and Flash Dance shirts, The Couple Gang seems to be making a strong comeback. While many commentators were already eulogizing this team, the Bastard formerly known as "Oh You Can't Hold My Hand Bastard" and "El Diablo Bastard" has made strong efforts in revitalizing his team.

Signs of a comeback were first seen on Sunday. The Couple Gang was spotted at the Starbucks on North Highland sipping coffee in the rain. Though there did appear to be conflict at first, all seemed resolved as they left the store holding hands some hours later.

It's also been reported that they were spotted holding hands at Lenox Mall. Not since our reporter was in High School, has such a syrupy show of affection taken place at a mall. All they were missing were matching outfits and "I'm With Him", "She's With Me" T-shirts.

Our reporter also staked out The Flatiron, since it is known that "Oh You Can't Hold My Hand Bastard" is fond of their Parmesan Chicken. The stake out paid off, because some hours later The Couple Gang was spotted laughing at the bar. Kisses were exchanged and speculation about a Menage was overheard. We are sad to report that The Mad Dater declined to take part in such activities... at this time.

What has caused this resurgence? Well it seems "Oh You Can't Hold My Hand Bastard" read this site and decided to mend his ways faster than Michael Vick's knee ever will. It has also been reported that "Oh You Can't Hold My Hand Bastard" has been renamed "Stevie Wonder Bastard". Word has it that "Stevie Wonder Bastard" knows how to play The Mad Dater's "keys"" even without looking... and we don't mean tickling the ivories either... though tickling to sensitive equipment was involved.....


More Breaking News ....
The Bastard Daily News: Special Edition

Blog World, Earth. - (AP) We akso wish to say Happy Birthday to Paul

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