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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Thursday, October 23, 2003
But I Thought This Was My Seat? 

So "El Diablo Bastard" and I went to get some pizza in Little Five Points. While waiting for the food to come I get up to give his lap a quick rub of my a$$ - I tried to sit on his lap ). He said he felt crowded. Being the woman I am, I got up and went back to my seat leaving my a$$ without it's RDA.
Recommended Daily Allowance for a maturing A$$: Numerous smacks, a few rubs, a couple of "Your a$$ looks good in those-insert pants, jeans, thongs, chaps, etc." While not a requirement every a$$ can benefit from the "fluffing" that comes with "hitting it from the back".
I'm thinking "no problem", he doesn't want me all over him because L5P is his stomping ground. He probably didn't want anyone he knew to see him, "all hugged up on a shorty" - yes I can be hood sometimes. I know bastards all wanna act like they don't care in public.

Crowded huh? Keep in mind, this is the same guy who agreed with me that space was a good thing. We even agreed that we were only going to see each other on weekends. Yet ya man has found a way end up seeing me at least two additional days during the week. I would point out his contradictions to him, but that's as pointless as the whole caramel/Dulce la Leche ice cream debate with a pre-menstrual woman. (see previous post)

So what's really going on? I guess it's just as much a man's prerogative to change his mind as it is a woman's.

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