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Wednesday, September 10, 2003
Piedmont Park and A Full Moon  

It's the full moon tonight and "El dibble Bastard" and I decide to walk to Piedmont Park. I only have one question: "Are We The Only Straight People Here?". Man was there a lot of hooking up going on there. I guess the full moon brought out all the lovers...

Well never one to be the odd man out, I decide to do a little messing around of our own. Here's what I learned about "El Diablo Bastard"... He's strong (he lifted me up numerous times)... He's stealthy (my hands couldn't move quick enough to halt some of his moves - yes I can be prudish... At times) and my name is listed in his cell phone as Soft Serve! Huh!!!

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