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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Friday, September 12, 2003
It's Hard To Walk When You Keep Slapping My A$$  

Ok... OK I know I'm seeing way too much of "El Diablo Bastard"... but I can't help myself.... I like this Bastard. Last night we went for a walk through The Highlands and had some food at The Highlander . He keeps telling me that I'm in love with my A$$. Funny, he's the one that keeps smacking it every three steps... not that I'm complaining...

In the They Come In Three's Department: I just had that run - in with "The Punisher Bastard", "El Diablo Bastard" keeps smcking my A$$ in the good way and I just bought a copy of Secretary... Hmm, what's in store for The Mad Dater.

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