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As if you care about my dating life! But since you're reading this dating blog....

Monday, September 08, 2003
I'll Take Some Fries With That Shake 

I'm hungry... and I want some company (I'm such a big baby)

... Who do I call... "El Diablo Bastard". I can't help myself... I really like him. He comes to get me and we go to The Righteous Room. (I tell ya they really have the best burgers in the Atl.) We ate and talked for like two hours. Then went for a walk. And by walk, I mean heavy moaning, groaning and grinding with some steps in between.

Ya man tells me that we're not gonna have sex for Six Months (making plans for the future are we...), but that everything else is allowable. Wow there's definitely a lot of room in what's allowable... But I know that he'll break before then. Remember I did "Hang Out" with that Jehovah's Witness Bastard, "No Sex In The Champagne Room Bastard"... He gave me enough of a training course in abstaining... We'll see who lasts the longest...

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